Signs

Nelson, NZ
Sheep hate worrying

Celebrity Xpedition stateroom, Galapagos
Whole diapers? Entire rolls of toilet tissue?
Sippy cups? Toothbrushes? 

Santa Cruz Island, Galapagos
Stupid Dany ruined it for everyone when he couldn't just do normal sized graffiti. Way to go, Dany.

Celebrity Xpedition, Galapagos, Common area ladies room
What kind of animals have been on this boat?
Hand towels?
CARS?

Bora Bora
Baby bottles, fast food bags, cups and
enormous conch shells.

Waikato, NZ
Somehow, we made the cut

Franz Josef, NZ
I really don't want to see the opposite
sign when we make it to Japan.

Donau, Austria
Caution! Walking along roads
that narrow causes torso shifting.

Linz, Austria
A whole wine bottle, a glass, and
what I'm assuming is an empty cracker box.

Budapest, Hungary
Public toilet
Note the helpful diagram for proper
application of careMOUSSE.

Dublin, Ireland
Train station
College really isn't that different overseas.

Cashel, Ireland
Parking lot trash can
It was like Colorado was waving to us.

London
Tower of London
Solid advice.

London
Westminster Abbey
I don't want to rat anyone out but that's John's hand.
Churches are excellent places for petty theft.

Shanghai, China
Shanghai Tower
We're not trying to tell you what to do.

Shanghai, China
Shanghai Tower
Wonder if there are any hot tips?

Shanghai, China
What you put in this bin will endure forever.

London
Tower of London
Only royalty may eliminate waste.

Windsor, England
Committing a nuisance? I'm gonna need
you to be a little more specific.

Shanghai, China
I'm not sure why the cashier's suspension
was up to us.

Xi'an, China
See this body position right here? Stop it.

China
Everywhere
We're not copying Apple! We're OPPO!

Sapporo, Japan
I don't think I've left anything behind but
this sign sounds so sure that I have.

Beijing, China
Great Wall
Was this sign posted purely out of caution
or in response to a terrible incident?

Tokyo, Japan
I bought this cone more for the high class appearance
than the graceful form but both were outstanding.

Tokyo, Japan
Of all the signs we saw, I felt that this
one might just be the most important.

Tokyo, Japan
I've asked if they are offering franchise opportunities.
 No word yet.

Tokyo, Japan
I can't believe we missed the opportunity to eat here.
"Texture sensations you have not experienced before"

Tokyo, Japan
Wow! A little bit of home, right in the middle of Japan.
Wait. Where is it again?

Tokyo, Japan
Looking for secret doors is fun.
In case of fire, you get a bonus adrenaline rush!

Tokyo, Japan
Another missed opportunity.
I hope I don't  go to my grave wondering what a "head spa" is.

Kyoto, Japan
But hurry! We don't know how long they'll last!

Kyoto, Japan
How many times do I have to tell you not to put a load on outside? It's common sense!

Kyoto, Japan
Yum.

Kyoto, Japan
That's why. 

Kyoto, Japan
The mountain will be mad at you if you throw a lit cigarette on the ground. But don't worry, the happy squirrel has a fire extinguisher.

Kyoto, Japan
"This elevator ride has been fantastic. I wish I could somehow prolong the enjoyment."

Kyoto, Japan
Never - and I mean never - have I wanted to press
a button more than this one.